Inā loaʻa iaʻu kahi hoalauna e like me kēlā e noho ana i loko o koʻu keʻena, e hāʻawi pū wau iā ia i kēlā me kēia lā. A kono aku au i koʻu mau hoaaloha e hoʻokamakama iā ia. He ʻiʻo maikaʻi kāna e huki ʻia ai koʻu alelo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, makemake ʻo ia i kēlā ʻano moa, no laila ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo e hohola i kona mau wāwae. ʻAʻole au e kāhāhā inā paha he cum i loko o kona waha - makemake nā kaikamāhine e hoʻohana ʻia e like me nā bitches. He kakahiaka maikaʻi kēlā!
ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.
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