Loaʻa i ke kanaka kahi kī nui, momona, ʻāwili. A pehea lā ʻo ia i hoʻokuʻu ai i ka waha o ka lede? Hiki iaʻu ke haʻi aku iā ʻoe, he piquant ka lede, he palahalaha ma ka ʻaoʻao o luna o ke kino, a me ka ulu a poʻe ma lalo o ka pūhaka. ʻO ke kūkulu nani a ʻoluʻolu i ka maka o ke kāne. Manaʻo wau ua hiki ke kiʻi ʻia kēlā wahine maikaʻi i nā ʻano hoihoi, a no laila ʻaneʻane ʻaʻole mākou i ʻike i kekahi mea hoihoi!
ʻIke nā kahu hānai Iapana i ko lākou ala e pili ana i nā lāʻau lapaʻau maʻamau. ʻO nā lāʻau a lākou i hoʻokomo ai i loko o ka waha o ka mea maʻi, ʻaʻole ia he mea kemika, he mau mea kanu wale nō. Ma ka hāpai ʻana i kāna dick a me ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i kā lākou pussies ma luna, ua hāʻawi lākou iā ia i kahi o ko lākou ola. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ma hope o kēia hana ʻana i kāna dick, ua hoʻōla ke kanaka i ka wikiwiki. E ke kanaka, he lāʻau holomua!
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